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• (815): View more from Illinois

  yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything

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• (631): View more from New York

  the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.

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• (310): View more from California

  Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs

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  Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.

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  You're my favorite person

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?

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  Come on... He's just practicing.

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  Ok. That's acceptable.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.

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