"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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