I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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