: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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