either way he was missing a nipple.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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