I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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