My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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