susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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