found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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