tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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