I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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