Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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