I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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