Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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