I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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