I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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