four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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