ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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