Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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