So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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