If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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