Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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