Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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