I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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