Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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