I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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