After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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