i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
not ubering you a puppy
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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