4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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