god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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