well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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