Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize