YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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