Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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