Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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