clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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