the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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