You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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