I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Randomize
