6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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