The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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