i just had sex bonerless
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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