are you so shy because you have an std?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
