You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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