Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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