My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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