I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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