O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
