Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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