I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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