I'm jealous of your bromance
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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