I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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