So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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