i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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