im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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