you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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