we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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