her vagine was all disorganized.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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