You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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